memecollege:

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

megapope:

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

kaisoolifeu:

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SHUT UP AND LET ME LIVE KAISOO OH GOOD LORD

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he looked at me with that piercing gaze of his right after I’d told him I’d brought all these flowers for him. I couldn’t help but avert my eyes from him for now my heart is beating faster than ever.

kai’s perspective uwu

warmsuggestion:

There is a stranger in my home and he’s singing white guy reggae songs to me and there is absolutely nothing I can do to stop him. I have never felt so powerless. I have never felt so alone.

creepsandcrawlers:

itsfreerheelestate:

the song choice brings this up to artistic legendry

understandager:

whatbethsays:

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

ultradracula:

powerjock:

ultradracula:

Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes

gimme an example of a funny crime

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sadsweetheartoftherodeo:
“happy pride! maisy mouse is a lesbian
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sadsweetheartoftherodeo:

happy pride! maisy mouse is a lesbian


Anonymous asked: are you straight or gay or bi or what?

lavellansolas:

i’m definitely what

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